FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember that bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk..
Claire stopped what she was reading when I laughed out loud after reading #3; she had to know what was so funny. I read them all to her and we started our week with a good laugh / Thank you NanChu
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